Suitstrology: How to Choose the Best Rental Suit or Tuxedo for Your Zodiac Sign

Not sure what to wear to your next event? The answer is in the stars. Brew up some magic tea, roll out your Mexican blanket, grab a few crystals, and select your zodiac sign below. The planets will align to reveal the best suit or tuxedo for you.

• Aries (March 21st to April 19th)
  Double Breasted Tuxedo

  The first sign of the zodiac, Aries wants to be #1 in everything else in life, too (chill out, Aries!). A sleek, double-breasted tux exudes the power and authority you crave—even if you’re only taking charge of the dance floor.
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• Taurus (April 20th to May 20th)
  Tan Suit

  Taurus is a stable, grounded earth sign. Bor-ring. JK, Tauruses also have great taste, and an appreciation for the finer things in life. They’re like, super classy. That’s why you should wear this tan suit—the earthy hue manages to be versatile, classic, and elevated, all at the same time.
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• Gemini (May 21st to June 20th)
  Split Tartan Tuxedo

  The thing about Gemini is that you never know when their crazy is going to come out—they’ve got dual personalities. Wear both of yours on your sleeve—literally—with this bold split tartan tux made from contrasting Scottish plaids.
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• Cancer (June 21st to July 22nd)
  Blue Suit

  Kinda whiny, a little crabby (pun intended), and sensitive to a fault, Cancer is the zodiac’s resident emo kid. Go for a perfectly-fitting suit in a deep indigo color (but skip the swoopy hair). Having the blues has never looked so good.
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• Leo (July 23rd to August 22nd)
  Rose Shawl Collar Tuxedo

  There’s no other way to put this: Leo is a self-obsessed attention whore. Make your grand entrance in a rose tux that’s as loud and proud as you are, inspired by the color of California sunsets (the Sun is Leo’s ruling planet).
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• Virgo (August 23rd to September 22nd)
  Grey Suit

  Virgo is practical, logical, and methodical. Which means that stylistically, Virgo isn’t going to fall for any trendy bullshit. Stick to the classics and wear a timeless, versatile grey suit that works for almost any event, any season.
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• Libra (September 23rd to October 22nd)
  White Dinner Jacket Tuxedo

  Libra sees both sides of every situation, which makes them annoyingly indecisive. Flashy white tux or a classic black? Libra would probably end up going naked because they couldn’t decide between the two. Nobody wants to see that. Find a middle ground by wearing this white dinner jacket with black tux pants—the best of both worlds.
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• Scorpio (October 23rd to November 21st)
  Velvet Jacket Tuxedo

  Scorpio is moody and goth with a side of petty vindictiveness—wrong a Scorpio, and you’ll end up with your car keyed. But like every bad boy, Scorpio also has an undeniable allure that people just can’t stay away from. Wear this plush black velvet jacket, and watch your admirers struggle to keep their hands off you.
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• Sagittarius (November 22nd to December 21st)
  Gingham Jacket Tuxedo

  Sagittarius is the Burner of the zodiac—an open-minded risk-taker who doesn’t like to be tied down, and isn’t afraid to get deep, maaaan. Take a style risk by wearing a bold gingham jacket tux that doesn’t take itself too seriously (kinda like you)—but please, leave the fur boots at home.
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• Capricorn (December 22nd to January 19th)
  Grosgrain Bound Tuxedo

  Responsible and disciplined, Capricorn annoys everyone around them by being better at life than the average person (don’t let it go to your head, Cap). Annoy everyone yet again by outshining them in a sleek black tux with bound edges to symbolize your amazing self-restraint.
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• Aquarius (January 20th to February 18th)
  Black & Tartan Tuxedo

  The weirdo of the zodiac, you can never expect anything too conventional from Aquarius—they always have to stick it to The Man and do their own thing. Stand out from the normies in this head-turning Black Watch tartan dinner jacket, and leave the basic black to everyone else.
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• Pisces (February 19th to March 20th)
  Midnight Pin Dot Tuxedo

  Pisces is a romantic dreamer with their head in the clouds. That’s a nice way of saying they’re a total space case. Wear a midnight blue dinner jacket flecked with a subtle pin dot pattern that evokes stars in sky—you know, where your head’s at.
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Need more inspiration for what to wear? Head over to our hub for style advice, our consult our primer on dress codes.

Illustrations by Christopher DeLorenzo