What do tarot cards, tea leaves, and Magic 8 Balls have in common? Answer: They are all straight-up garbage compared to our Wedding Hashtag Generator. At least, when it comes to predicting how successful your future marriage will be.
What do you have to lose? See if you and your boo are meant to be, or just spend the next 30 minutes hashtagging all your friends, family, and celeb crushes. Worst case scenario, we save you from making a huge mistake.
We tried to make our wedding hashtag generator idiot-proof, but we all have our days. Let us walk you through an example in case you need a little hand-holding.
Step 1: Initiate a compatibility test of your (or someone else’s) relationship by going here. Get started by clicking the big red (pink?) button. Enjoy the charming GIF in the background.
Step 2: Think about what relationship you want to hashtagify. Let’s, for the sake of science, see how compatible earth’s number 1 couple are: Jay “Shawn Carter” Z and BeyoncĂ© Knowles.
Step 3: Follow the prompts and enter the first and last names of each person in the couple. Just start typing, your text will appear on screen.
Step 4: Our extraordinarily sophisticated matching algorithm will plumb the depths of pop culture and current events to see if the particular union you selected can be cleverly captured in a social-media friendly portmanteau. Even better, we attach a number to it so you can judge (yourself or others) and compare notes with friends.
Step 5: Share it. Unless of course you score below 50 percent. In that case, keep your private shame to yourself and reconsider your life choices.
Worried that our interest in puns and pop culture stops at wedding hashtags? Fear not, we’ve got you covered: checkout Suitstrology, in which we match signs of the zodiac with different styles of formalwear.